strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

dean winchester + season 1

[requested by grace]

thesassylorax:

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

Early to bed, early to rise?

arcticmunkeez:

*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods

i-am-mr-clever:

amoying:

FACT: adding “inator 3000” to ANYTHING makes it 200 times COOLER

ex.

uncool noun: bird

COOL noun: Birdinator 3000

thank you Dr. Doofenshmirtz

jaclcfrost:

do you know how difficult it is to feel secure in your looks and personality and overall self when absolutely no one has ever shown any interest in you whatsoever like yeah you shouldn’t base all of your self-confidence on other people but still there’s like always that irritating little voice inside of you that tells you that you’ve never been worth a second glance or getting to know for anyone and you can try to ignore it all you want but it’s still there

marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

commanderalexander:

after finding out that he:
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is the same age as him:
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I no longer feel like I look younger than I actually am

"Finally I can photobomb myself!"
Benedict Cumberbatch about his wax figure in Madame Tussauds London (x)

Just once can you two behave like grown-ups?We solve crimes, I blog about it and he forgets his pants. I wouldn’t hold out too much hope.

Just once can you two behave like grown-ups?
We solve crimes, I blog about it and he forgets his pants. I wouldn’t hold out too much hope.

gif meme → quotes

thestraggletag:

thestraggletag:

submariet:

VAN EYCK

I lost it at the end.

Okay, I had to check out the Van Eyck thing. I was a bit in denial because, come on, every single person can’t look like President Putin!

There are no words to describe how wrong I was.

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive